Can league owners decide on the fate of the Tush Push already and move on?
Besides the brief Matthew Stafford drama following the season, the L.A. Rams have enjoyed a relatively quiet offseason. Not all NFL teams have been as fortunate, with some headlines seemingly neverending—yeah, Aaron Rodgers, I’m talking about YOU.
Since we’re in the slowest part of the offseason, here are a few overplayed headlines I’m done hearing about. Feel free to add more in the comments to continue this lovely rant session.
Aaron Rodgers
A. A. Ron, please sign with a team, or just retire already. Everyone is sick of this dance. For the love of all things holy, MAKE A DECISION! I’m sure your buddy RFK Jr. will still have a job waiting for you once you finally hang it up.
Tush Push ban
League owners, everyone is also tired of this dance. Either agree with the crybaby Packers’ soft and baseless stance on banning the Brotherly Shove, or don’t. Like the Eagles or anyone else won’t find a way around it or anything.
Lakers offseason plans
What will the Lakers do after an earlier-than-expected playoff exit? How will they address Luka Dončić’s situation this offseason? Is Lebron James … crap, wrong article. Sorry!
Shedeur Sanders
Look, I felt bad for Shedeur Sanders during his slide in the NFL draft. However, it was hard not to be forced into feeling anything after the shameful way ESPN handled its draft coverage.
The Browns have the worst quarterback situation in the league. Fans already know updates on Sanders will be shoved down our throats all summer. If the Colorado “legend” cannot overcome a depth chart with Kenny Pickett, Joe Flacco and fellow rookie Dillon Gabriel, he might as well give up his NFL dream.
Thank you, Cleveland, for giving me another reason to hate you.
Bengals contractual drama
Cincinnati began this offseason with contractual concerns with Tee Higgins and Ja’Marr Chase. That ended before free agency in March when both players earned massive paydays.
The Bengals have also had contract issues with Trey Hendrickson, which appear to have no resolution in sight. Joe Burrow backed his teammate, telling reporters on May 20 that Hendrickson “deserves to get paid.”
If there’s one thing you must know about Cincy, it’s that they almost always do the wrong thing. Never change, Bengals.
Bill Belichick
I’ve been reading Belichick’s book “The Art of Winning” and have yet to encounter a chapter on how to land a bombshell girlfriend. Did I buy the wrong edition?
While Belichick is no longer in the NFL, all the talk surrounding him and his 24-year-old girlfriend, Jordon Hudson, is ridiculous. People are seriously questioning his legacy and judgment over this nothingburger of a story?
Last time I checked, BB and Hudson were consenting adults, and onlookers should mind their own business. North Carolina will not care one bit if Belichick can coach the Tarheels to a bowl game or beyond.
But for real, I bought the wrong edition, didn’t I?
